Big Love

I love her doublechin
I love her unsmooth skin
When I watch her walk
she nearly does me in
All the magazine models
with their vacuous eyes
can’t touch the sexy sexy way
she wears her supersize

Chorus:
I see the church and I see the steeple
of the religion of the shiny prize
and all the shallow shallow people
who never even try to open up their eyes

My love ain’t blind
I love her flabby hips
My love ain’t blind
I love her wide thin lips
Her love is kind
and her eyes are blue
and you’d be lucky to get loving
like the way I do

She’s a little bit nervous
and she’s kinda shy
and the sound of her voice
is like a lullaby
When I hear you whine
about your virgin and your whore,
take a look at yourself –
what are you looking for

Chorus – Solo – Chorus

My love is love
it’s not a puppet show
My love is love
I love her ebb and flow
You know I’ve had enough
of all the pretty please
You know my lover’s got the love
that leaves me weak in the knees

I love her flabby hips
She’s like a lunar eclipse
from the top of her head
to her fingertips
Her love is kind
and her eyes are blue
and you’d be lucky to get loving
Like the way that I do!